I Don't Want an AI Summary of My Taco Bell Order
A man loses it — eloquently — on the slow replacement of every human moment with a screen, a prompt, or a robot.
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I don't want an AI doctor visit. I don't want an AI summary of my Taco Bell order. I want clean drinking water.”
AI Summary
The speaker, identified only by the video title, delivers an unfiltered rant against the rapid and pervasive spread of AI into everyday life. He objects to AI appearing in doctor visits, Taco Bell orders, wheelchairs, televisions, and game shows, arguing that none of it reflects what people actually want or need. He warns the trend is heading toward robotic body parts, and declares he would rather have clean drinking water than any of the AI products Silicon Valley is pushing.
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What matters, in Yank’s words, each linked to where the source says it.
The speaker says he doesn't want AI in his doctor visit, his Taco Bell order, or his drinking water replaced by space travel tech. 0:00
He criticises AI TV recommendations, saying they push 35 of the same movies he already saw on another site. 1:06
I don't want an AI doctor visit. I don't want an AI summary of my Taco Bell order. I want clean drinking water.
The speaker sets the rant's central contrast: AI everywhere versus basic human needs still unmet.
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AI has gone too fucking far. The moment I see one of them damn Tesla robots, I kick them motherfuckers. Who the fuck decided that AI needs to be in every goddamn thing? I don't want an AI doctor visit. I don't want an AI summary of my Taco Bell order. I want clean drinking water. I don't give a fuck about how quickly you can get into space with AI. I don't want to build 95 programs with one prompt. Nigga, I want a drink at 89. Every fucking company in Silicon Valley is out they fucking mind they want me to ai fuck a damn phone i seen the other day they put ai in a wheelchair you
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Gene Wilder died in 2016, let that nigga rest!
Dead celebrities being digitally resurrected without consent pushes the speaker past frustration into outrage.
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to look at a movie, they recommend you 35 of the same fucking movies you saw on the next website. I just seen it the other day, they put Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka, an AI version of that man, in a fucking game show. A game show! Gene Wilder died in 2016, let that nigga rest! I'm about to whoop a robot's ass. I totally understand Will Smith's hatred for them motherfuckers and iRobot. hatred for them motherfuckers and i robot i will be the robot's ass i throw water on they circuit I will be the robot's ass! board i buy emp i just
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You remember back in the day when you walked into a Blockbuster and asked a pimply-faced motherfucker what's a good movie — now they recommend you 35 of the same fucking movies you already saw on the last website.
Human curation once felt personal; algorithmic recommendations only loop back what you already know.
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Co -Pilot. Nigga, I don't want none of y 'all. They put AI in a TV. You can't even watch your own channels. We recommend this for you. This was recommended amongst all the other viewers. You must enjoy this. You remember back in the day when you walked into a blockbuster and asked a pimply -faced motherfucker, hey man, what's a good movie I should watch tonight? I got some pussy coming over. What the hell should I watch? And he'd recommend something for you. You'd walk through the aisles, and you'd look at the shit, and he'd tell you, this one right here's
You remember back in the day when you walked into a Blockbuster and asked a pimply -faced pimply-faced motherfucker hey man, what's a good movie — now they recommend you 35 of the same fucking movies you already saw on the last website.
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They really think we want to be replaced and organized and optimized and adjusted and improved and software updates.
Tech companies assume people welcome being optimized, but the speaker insists that assumption is delusional.
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a robot's ass. I totally understand Will Smith's hatred for them motherfuckers and iRobot. hatred for them motherfuckers and i robot i will be the robot's ass i throw water on they circuit I will be the robot's ass! board i buy emp i just throw them in fucking traffic hope it hits a damn robot they really think we want to be replaced and organized and optimized and adjusted and improved and software updates i don't want to go to a restaurant and the first thing i see is a screen i gotta press would you like blueberry biscuits with that no i want
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I'm gonna have a robotic dick before it's all over with. I'm sorry, can't fuck, I gotta charge my dick.
The absurdity of bodily augmentation reaches its logical endpoint, reducing intimacy to a battery problem.
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throw them in fucking traffic hope it hits a damn robot they really think we want to be replaced and organized and optimized and adjusted and improved and software updates i don't want to go to a restaurant and the first thing i see is a screen i gotta press would you like blueberry biscuits with that no i want to talk to a nigga and that's for a discount niggas gonna have robotic eyeballs oh let me google that real quick google eye can you tell me what this is? I'm gonna have a robotic dick before it's all over with. I'm sorry, can't fuck, I gotta charge my dick.
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