A Whistleblower Claims the CIA Is Searching DNA Sites for Alien-Human Hybrids
A whistleblower claim involving psychic spies, Nordic aliens hiding in Colorado mountain towns, and a CIA backdoor into consumer DNA databases — reported straight.
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Philosopher and novelist Jason Reza Jorjani, PhD, claims on the podcast "American Alchemy" that the CIA has engineered a backdoor into 23andMe and Ancestry.com to screen users for extraterrestrial DNA. He says he learned this from Lyn Buchanan, an army veteran and former psychic spy, who was allegedly approached at a diner by tall, blond, blue-eyed beings called Nordics living in Colorado and seeking to avoid CIA detection. Geneticist Dr. Max Rempel has separately published a study asserting alien DNA may already be in the human genome, affecting millions, though he says this is not necessarily harmful.
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Jorjani says former CIA analyst Christopher "Kit" Green allegedly engineered a backdoor into 23andMe and Ancestry to screen for a genetic variance linked to nonhuman beings. In the source
Three individuals identifying themselves as Nordics reportedly approached Buchanan at a diner, saying they were building a half-human family tree on American soil and fleeing a tyrannical home government. In the source
Buchanan points to the "other" or "unknown unidentifiable" wedge on ethnicity breakdowns, saying government people are looking into it. In the source
Dr. Max Rempel published a study asserting alien DNA may have already been inserted into the human genome, potentially affecting millions of people. In the source
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They had, apparently, been running an intergalactic underground railroad of sorts, fleeing a tyrannical home government and secretly building a half-human family tree on American soil.
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The backstory gets wilder from there. Buchanan reportedly learned about this alleged campaign after being approached at a diner by three individuals who identified themselves as Nordics—tall, blond, blue-eyed beings from another world who are supposedly living among us in small mountain towns in Colorado, passing as Scandinavian. They asked for his help avoiding CIA detection. They had, apparently, been running an intergalactic underground railroad of sorts, fleeing a tyrannical home government and secretly building a half-human family tree on American soil.
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'We just want them to have lives of peace and liberty here in America.'
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Jorjani quotes the aliens appealing to quintessentially American values, blurring the line between immigrant and extraterrestrial.
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…from another world who are supposedly living among us in small mountain towns in Colorado, passing as Scandinavian. They asked for his help avoiding CIA detection. They had, apparently, been running an intergalactic underground railroad of sorts, fleeing a tyrannical home government and secretly building a half-human family tree on American soil. “They said, ‘Look, our children, especially our grandchildren, have no idea where they’re from,’” Jorjani said, relaying the encounter. “We just want them to have lives of peace and liberty here in America.”…
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"We need to consider how much alien hybridization is healthy for the planet."
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A credentialed geneticist shifts the conversation from conspiracy to an open policy question about the human genome's future.
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Buchanan has since said he’d never submit his own DNA to 23andMe. He’s also pointed to the “other” or “unknown unidentifiable” wedge that sometimes appears on ethnicity breakdowns. “From what I found out, there are government people who are looking into that wedge,” he said. He’s not alone in raising the alarm. Geneticist Dr. Max Rempel published a study last fall asserting that alien DNA may have already been inserted into the human genome, potentially affecting millions of people—though he noted this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, adding, “We need to consider how much alien hybridization is healthy for the planet.”
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Same database as your Irish ancestry percentage and your predisposition to male pattern baldness. Different agenda entirely.
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The contrast lands the article's central unsettling premise: consumer genetic tools may serve surveillance purposes their users never imagined.
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If you’ve ever spit into a tube and mailed it to a DNA testing company, there’s a chance you handed the government more than your ethnic breakdown and a surprise second cousin. According to a whistleblower, the CIA has been attempting to access genetic data from 23andMe and Ancestry.com—specifically to flag users carrying extraterrestrial DNA. Same database as your Irish ancestry percentage and your predisposition to male pattern baldness. Different agenda entirely. The claim comes from philosopher and novelist Jason Reza Jorjani, PhD, who laid it out on the podcast “American Alchemy.” Jorjani says he was tipped off by Lyn Buchanan, an army veteran who claims he worked as a psychic spy in th…
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Buchanan has pointed to the 'other' or 'unknown unidentifiable' wedge that sometimes appears on ethnicity breakdowns, saying government people are looking into that wedge.
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Buchanan's refusal to use 23andMe, combined with his tip about the unidentified wedge, connects the whistleblower claim to a feature ordinary users can look up themselves.
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“They said, ‘Look, our children, especially our grandchildren, have no idea where they’re from,’” Jorjani said, relaying the encounter. “We just want them to have lives of peace and liberty here in America.” Buchanan has since said he’d never submit his own DNA to 23andMe. He’s also pointed to the “other” or “unknown unidentifiable” wedge that sometimes appears on ethnicity breakdowns. “From what I found out, there are government people who are looking into that wedge,” he said. He’s not alone in raising the alarm. Geneticist Dr. Max Rempel published a study last fall asserting that alien DNA may have already been inserted into the human genome, potentially affecting millions of people—thoug…
Buchanan has since said he’d never submit his own DNA to 23andMe. He’s also pointed to the 'other' or 'unknown unidentifiable' wedge that sometimes appears on ethnicity breakdowns, “From what I found out, there are saying government people who are looking into that wedge.
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