I Don't Want an AI Summary of My Taco Bell Order
A furious, funny, and surprisingly precise rant about AI proliferating into every corner of life while basic human wants go unmet.
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I don't want an AI doctor visit. I don't want an AI summary of my Taco Bell order. I want clean drinking water.”
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A comedian delivers a profanity-laced rant against the spread of AI into everyday life, arguing that the technology is unwanted, unnecessary, and dehumanising. He contrasts AI recommendations with the human charm of a Blockbuster employee suggesting movies, and insists he would rather talk to a real person than interact with a screen. His underlying point is that people want basic human connection and necessities like clean drinking water, not technological optimisation.
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The speaker says he wants clean drinking water, not AI advancements like faster space travel or building programs with a single prompt. 0:00
He contrasts AI TV recommendations with the personal, human experience of asking a Blockbuster employee for a movie suggestion. 1:06
I don't want an AI doctor visit. I don't want an AI summary of my Taco Bell order. I want clean drinking water.
The speaker sets up the rant's core contrast: AI invades trivial luxuries while basic human needs remain unmet.
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AI has gone too fucking far. The moment I see one of them damn Tesla robots, I kick them motherfuckers. Who the fuck decided that AI needs to be in every goddamn thing? I don't want an AI doctor visit. I don't want an AI summary of my Taco Bell order. I want clean drinking water. I don't give a fuck about how quickly you can get into space with AI. I don't want to build 95 programs with one prompt. Nigga, I want a drink at 89. Every fucking company in Silicon Valley is out they fucking mind they want me to ai fuck a damn phone i seen the other day they put ai in a wheelchair you
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You remember back in the day when you walked into a Blockbuster and asked a pimply-faced motherfucker what's a good movie — that was recommendation. Now they show you 35 of the same movies you already saw on the last site.
Human curation built a real relationship between viewer and recommendation, exposing how algorithmic systems actually narrow rather than expand choice.
In context
Co -Pilot. Nigga, I don't want none of y 'all. They put AI in a TV. You can't even watch your own channels. We recommend this for you. This was recommended amongst all the other viewers. You must enjoy this. You remember back in the day when you walked into a blockbuster and asked a pimply -faced motherfucker, hey man, what's a good movie I should watch tonight? I got some pussy coming over. What the hell should I watch? And he'd recommend something for you. You'd walk through the aisles, and you'd look at the shit, and he'd tell you, this one right here's
this. You remember back in the day when you walked into a Blockbuster and asked a pimply -faced pimply-faced motherfucker hey man, what's a good movie — that was recommendation. Now they show you 35 of the same movies you already saw on the last site.
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Gene Wilder died in 2016 — let that nigga rest.
The speaker draws a moral line: AI resurrection of the dead crosses from annoyance into disrespect for the deceased.
In context
to look at a movie, they recommend you 35 of the same fucking movies you saw on the next website. I just seen it the other day, they put Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka, an AI version of that man, in a fucking game show. A game show! Gene Wilder died in 2016, let that nigga rest! I'm about to whoop a robot's ass. I totally understand Will Smith's hatred for them motherfuckers and iRobot. hatred for them motherfuckers and i robot i will be the robot's ass i throw water on they circuit I will be the robot's ass! board i buy emp i just
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They really think we want to be replaced and organized and optimized and adjusted and improved and software updates.
The speaker names tech industry's actual agenda—total human replacement—as the hidden logic behind every product being criticized.
In context
a robot's ass. I totally understand Will Smith's hatred for them motherfuckers and iRobot. hatred for them motherfuckers and i robot i will be the robot's ass i throw water on they circuit I will be the robot's ass! board i buy emp i just throw them in fucking traffic hope it hits a damn robot they really think we want to be replaced and organized and optimized and adjusted and improved and software updates i don't want to go to a restaurant and the first thing i see is a screen i gotta press would you like blueberry biscuits with that no i want
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I'm gonna have a robotic dick before it's all over with. I'm sorry, can't fuck, I gotta charge my dick.
The escalating absurdity of AI implants reaches the body itself, delivering the rant's reductio ad absurdum punchline.
In context
throw them in fucking traffic hope it hits a damn robot they really think we want to be replaced and organized and optimized and adjusted and improved and software updates i don't want to go to a restaurant and the first thing i see is a screen i gotta press would you like blueberry biscuits with that no i want to talk to a nigga and that's for a discount niggas gonna have robotic eyeballs oh let me google that real quick google eye can you tell me what this is? I'm gonna have a robotic dick before it's all over with. I'm sorry, can't fuck, I gotta charge my dick.
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